El Scorchio 4:25 Tue Jul 26
Embarrassing things you've witnessed other people say/do
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Was at a pub quiz last night and one of the questions was 'What's the highest check out possible in a game of darts?'
When the answer was correctly read out as 170, one guy very loudly protested in the middle of the rather crowded room that the answer was wrong and it was in fact 178, made by the combination of T20, T20, D19.
After a few moments of backward and forward arguing between this bloke and the quizmaster, he was made to do his maths to check. Started off confidently but visibly realised halfway through he was completely wrong and had made himself look a complete idiot in front of everyone else in the vicinity.
Excruciating.
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gph
6:03 Sat Jul 30
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Shit parking using up two spaces instead of one, especially done by SUV owners.
You have to be embarrassed for them, as they're incapable of it themselves.
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mashed in maryland
2:54 Fri Jul 29
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Too Much Too Young 7:12 Thu Jul 28
Hahahahahahhaa
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icwhs
2:47 Fri Jul 29
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Was leaving my religion exam at secondary school, was about 13 years old, mate of mine asked if i knew who was John the Baptist parents were...I told him I'd not answered because I didn't know.
Another mate in 100% pure honesty said, it was the easiest question in there!
He'd answered Mr & Mrs Baptist...
And never understood how we we're all in stitches laughing, says today he was joking
He wasn't
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Too Much Too Young
7:12 Thu Jul 28
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You know how a nice freshly made prawn sandwich smells well sort of fresh...and not in the slightest fishy?
Well, some rather fit bird i was mates with at work went to the toilet, came back and said there is new hand cleansing dispenser thing in the ladies and don't my hands smell nice?
I just said, "yes, smells just like prawn sandwiches".
The look of horror on her face was only matched by my blushing....
refer to the beginning....
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GreenStreetPlayer
6:56 Thu Jul 28
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Bloke running next to me on the treadmill in my old work's place slapped himself round the face as he was running and muttered something.
Then he slapped himself again and was saying "come on another five" and kept going.
Then after another few minutes done it again.
I was looking around to see if anyone else had seen but they hadn't.
Couldn't believe it. Worrying!
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Westside
6:39 Thu Jul 28
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Mrs Westside (no link) took up golf a little while ago. To show interest I went to the driving range with her recently.
In the car going there she was very flatulent and this continued on the virtually deserted range.
After a while, somebody occupied the bay next to her. I warned her not to trump too loudly. She didn't but after a while forgot anybody was close by and let out and absolute ripper of a fart, of seismic proportions, which the player in the bay next to her, clearly heard.
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Far Cough
2:54 Thu Jul 28
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Bolty, that Ibrahimovic bloke is shit
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Hasans Fish Bar RIP
2:52 Thu Jul 28
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The fella who came on here asking to borrow a child to come in with him to Upton park.
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boltkunt
2:43 Thu Jul 28
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SLH singing hot stepper pissed off his nut with two bottles of peroni on the go was rather embarrassing as well.
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Buster
2:28 Thu Jul 28
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Anything that Rodders has ever posted.
Likewise Vexed on the match threads.
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southlondonhammer
2:26 Thu Jul 28
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El Hadji Diouf
Good Signing
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boltkunt
2:21 Thu Jul 28
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He was a bit of a LAD
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stewie griffin
2:20 Thu Jul 28
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boltkunt attempting to reinvent himself as a serious poster called BLOCK
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boltkunt
2:19 Thu Jul 28
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Some fat pikey cunt walking around an airport in the hope some hot italian chick was going to walk right into his arms whilst he wore a bumblebee outfit.
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zico
3:52 Thu Jul 28
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Many years ago an old mate did the old Delboy falls through the bar routine although not elbow first he just leant straight back and straight down. Obviously the whole pub was in stitches although unlike Del he didn't get up as quick and was in a fair amount of pain with his back for some weeks afterwards. Still was funny though.
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Mart O
5:48 Wed Jul 27
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Fuck all that bollocks. You know the rules V.
LINK.
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mashed in maryland
5:48 Wed Jul 27
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Good thread this
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Trevor B
5:46 Wed Jul 27
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violator = violated
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violator
5:45 Wed Jul 27
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Its all a blur Trev
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Trevor B
5:44 Wed Jul 27
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He piled into you?
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violator
5:44 Wed Jul 27
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Erm, yes, I mean no
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